politics are a nightmare i’m going to the scottish highlands to eat dirt and lavender
Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?
Megan
—Honor roll student
— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience
— 1st chair clarinet player
— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician
Sandy
—Star high school Athlete
—Plays Volleyball and Basketball
—Recommended by neighbors
—Gold Award Girl Scout
Rasputin
—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.
— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets
— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism
— Might have sex with your wife
We musn’t cry because it’s over, we should celebrate because it happened.
Kanye.
Sans.
Komaeda.
Thank you for everything.
For all the Sundays filled with joy.
For the rivalry with energy sword Sunday.
Everything.
